Just before you thought matters couldn’t get any more embarrassing for legend Too $hort following his recent drug arrest, now TMZ (surprise, surprise) has footage of Short Dog attempting to outrun two officers on foot. If he forgot he’s a middle-aged man, Too $hort soon remembered within a few seconds after tripping and crashing to the pavement.
At press time, $hort is facing DUI charges for failing a sobriety test and felony drug charges after he was discovered trying to drop narcotics in the back of a police vehicle.
See Short’s Usain Bolt impersonation below.
Short speaks to TMZ about the drug charge…
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Beeyotch!!! Lol. Oh, how the mighty have fallen!